Allu The Bird

May 19

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May 18

ohlookalamppost:

threaten to cut nipples off with safety scissors

explain how to do it

lose a follower

I’m still here!! Maybe I shouldn’t have asked that question? Was it in poor taste? LOOK I WAS CURIOUS OKAY.

I’m sorry you lost a follower though.

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May 17

candichu:

scREAMS
sorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to pass/ignore!!!

having too much fun with this pokemon fusion thing omg <3

(via milovanie)

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May 16

fictioningrey:

When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.

(via kagamination-heart)

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• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
• Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

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